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Victor Smootbank

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Since: Sep 19, 2007
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(Msg. 1) Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:13 pm
Post subject: My jetski is hungry for human blood!!!
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I've bought in Transylvania last year and they told me
it's 100% safe. But now it's biting humans and drinking
their blood and I'm having trouble hiding the bodies and
the cops are starting to ask "questions".

What can I do now???

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tshark

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Since: Sep 20, 2007
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(Msg. 2) Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:20 am
Post subject: Re: My jetski is hungry for human blood!!! [Login to view extended thread Info.]
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On Sep 19, 4:13 pm, Victor Smootbank <mean_prie....DeleteThis@yahoo.com> wrote:
> I've bought in Transylvania last year and they told me
> it's 100% safe. But now it's biting humans and drinking
> their blood and I'm having trouble hiding the bodies and
> the cops are starting to ask "questions".
>
> What can I do now???

Put a two-stroke Seadoo engine in it and watch it die.

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BillG

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(Msg. 3) Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:18 pm
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"Victor Smootbank" <mean_priests.TakeThisOut@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1190243639.986696.222950@19g2000hsx.googlegroups.com...
> I've bought in Transylvania last year and they told me
> it's 100% safe. But now it's biting humans and drinking
> their blood and I'm having trouble hiding the bodies and
> the cops are starting to ask "questions".
>
> What can I do now???
>

Ship it to RickyG !!!
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SeaLion

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Since: Sep 23, 2007
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(Msg. 4) Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 6:57 pm
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You have to stab it through the heart.

On Wed, 19 Sep 2007 16:13:59 -0700, Victor Smootbank
<mean_priests RemoveThis @yahoo.com> wrote:

>I've bought in Transylvania last year and they told me
>it's 100% safe. But now it's biting humans and drinking
>their blood and I'm having trouble hiding the bodies and
>the cops are starting to ask "questions".
>
>What can I do now???
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