What would Jesus paddle?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sflZ9oCqIiU

SUP or paddle board, just got one. The ticket to freedom, so to speak.
I'll just worship the "celestial bodies" and it'll keep me balanced as
well. One day the monkey became bipedal and after much trepidation he
discovered he could be happy with a board and a paddle. Is our bipedal
condition a threat to the Christian sedentary life? Is modern
engineering coming to prove us right?

Or did Jesus ride one of these? That's the closest you can come to
"walking on water." My girlfriend says I look like Jesus. This is
raising much needed debate...

http://www.standupzone.com/forum/index.php?topic=8334.30

NOTE: I haven't traded in my kayaks for this. Kayaks allow me a
GREATER FREEDOM, as when I really want to leave all the crap behind
and lay claim to an island for a while. Though often the island is
full of crap, but that's another crap usually left behind by
motorboats. No one is controlling dumping out there, maybe the gods
are. Deep stuff.

The gods are watching with disapproval...

http://sacredsites.com/images/americas/chile/easter-island-aku-aku.jpg


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