URGENT HELP NEEDED

Dear sir,

You may be surprise to receive this post from me, since you don't know
me personally; I am Iwana Freebie Kannu, the son of Igotta Prodeal
Onmyboat, who was recently flamed to death in the sponson thread on
rbp.

I was searching for reliable and reputable person to handle a very
confidential business, which will involve the transfer of a large
number of canoes to foreign recipients, and I decided to write you. My
late father was among the pro-sponson paddlers flamed by agents of the
ruling clique of Generalissimo Vilko Trollspotter for his alleged
support and sympathy for the opposition Timmee movement controlled by
the Prozac party.

Before my father's death, he had traveled to the breakaway republic of
Buttboaterland and deposited the sum of Twenty million open boats
(CANOE 20,000,000) with a livery and outfitting company, The canoes
right now are stored shipping containers in transit to the United
States aboard the aging and out of shape container vessel Phatty
Rat-tat.

These canoes were allocated for needy paddlers and for the
establishment of paddling schools on the rivers of Malmoroso and
Nystromlund, but these schools were closed when President-for-Life
Oci-One Nomodaggerboats introduced a new paddling act that adversely
affected all recreation on government controlled waters.

This resulted to rampant posting hysteria and mob action by the
veterans of the Burntn'jall wars, with more than three thousand(
3,000) posts from the anti-Timmee movement alone. Heads of government
from the west, The Prime Minister of Freedonia J. Kuthe and His Royal
Highness Dave Manby-Smythe-Poodleski have voice their condemnation of
the resulting conflict.

It is against this background that my entire family has decided to
transfer my father's riches to the United States or, failing that, to
California. As a business person whom I entrusted my future and that
of my family into your hands, I must let you know that this
transaction is 100% risk free and the nature of your business does not
necessarily matter. For your assistance we are offering you 30% of the
canoes ,70% for me and my family. Finally, I will demand for assurance
that you will not sit in the canoes but will kneel, as is only right
and proper. If this proposal is accepted please confirm your interest
by sending email or fax.

Iwana Freebie Kannu
Tel:+ 12-345 67 89 10
Fax:+10-987 65 43 21

Hurray for Mike McCrea!

My irony meter pegged at 20,000 CANOE!

John Adams

"Mike McCrea" <mccrea.DeleteThis@umbi.umd.edu> wrote in message
news:b8fe2f84.0309110959.2c21bf1a@posting.google.com...
 > Dear sir,
 >
 > You may be surprise to receive this post from me, since you don't know
 > me personally; I am Iwana Freebie Kannu, the son of Igotta Prodeal
 > Onmyboat, who was recently flamed to death in the sponson thread on
 > rbp.
 >
 > I was searching for reliable and reputable person to handle a very
 > confidential business, which will involve the transfer of a large
 > number of canoes to foreign recipients, and I decided to write you. My
 > late father was among the pro-sponson paddlers flamed by agents of the
 > ruling clique of Generalissimo Vilko Trollspotter for his alleged
 > support and sympathy for the opposition Timmee movement controlled by
 > the Prozac party.
 >
 > Before my father's death, he had traveled to the breakaway republic of
 > Buttboaterland and deposited the sum of Twenty million open boats
 > (CANOE 20,000,000) with a livery and outfitting company, The canoes
 > right now are stored shipping containers in transit to the United
 > States aboard the aging and out of shape container vessel Phatty
 > Rat-tat.
 >
 > These canoes were allocated for needy paddlers and for the
 > establishment of paddling schools on the rivers of Malmoroso and
 > Nystromlund, but these schools were closed when President-for-Life
 > Oci-One Nomodaggerboats introduced a new paddling act that adversely
 > affected all recreation on government controlled waters.
 >
 > This resulted to rampant posting hysteria and mob action by the
 > veterans of the Burntn'jall wars, with more than three thousand(
 > 3,000) posts from the anti-Timmee movement alone. Heads of government
 > from the west, The Prime Minister of Freedonia J. Kuthe and His Royal
 > Highness Dave Manby-Smythe-Poodleski have voice their condemnation of
 > the resulting conflict.
 >
 > It is against this background that my entire family has decided to
 > transfer my father's riches to the United States or, failing that, to
 > California. As a business person whom I entrusted my future and that
 > of my family into your hands, I must let you know that this
 > transaction is 100% risk free and the nature of your business does not
 > necessarily matter. For your assistance we are offering you 30% of the
 > canoes ,70% for me and my family. Finally, I will demand for assurance
 > that you will not sit in the canoes but will kneel, as is only right
 > and proper. If this proposal is accepted please confirm your interest
 > by sending email or fax.
 >
 > Iwana Freebie Kannu
 > Tel:+ 12-345 67 89 10
 > Fax:+10-987 65 43 21<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ -->