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uk jetskier

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(Msg. 1) Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 5:02 pm
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I want to ban stand -up skis because they are Asinine, Slow and
Offensive to ones Eyes, Ears and the Environment

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Bill King II

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(Msg. 2) Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 7:55 pm
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I'd prefer to stand up and be counted.

Regards,
King (from) Neptune


"uk jetskier" <ukjetskier.DeleteThis@37.com> wrote in message
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 > I want to ban stand -up skis because they are Asinine, Slow and
 > Offensive to ones Eyes, Ears and the Environment<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ -->

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Fx199

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(Msg. 3) Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 8:23 pm
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 >osting.google.com>
 >
 >I want to ban stand -up skis because they are Asinine, Slow and
 >Offensive to ones Eyes, Ears and the Environment
 >

You've never ridden a Polaris Octane, or a piped ski.
Doubt you could handle it.<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ -->
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Gary Harris

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(Msg. 4) Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 8:23 pm
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Don't feed the troll
"Fx199" <fx199 DeleteThis @aol.com> wrote in message
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  > >osting.google.com>
  > >
  > >I want to ban stand -up skis because they are Asinine, Slow and
  > >Offensive to ones Eyes, Ears and the Environment
  > >
 >
 > You've never ridden a Polaris Octane, or a piped ski.
 > Doubt you could handle it.<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ -->
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Mod Killer

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(Msg. 5) Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2004 12:17 am
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Ban standup skis?

you stupid lazy fat ass pos, go ride your goldwing with that 250 lb
heap you call your woman.

standups rule, shitdowns are for losers.

did i mention that shitdowns suck?
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M M Marine

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(Msg. 6) Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2004 8:23 am
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Hey Uk, You are Not a Jetskier. You
are an ASSHOLE! Go find another
sport you sit down sissy.

M & M Marine
2050 East Main St. Ste. K
Woodland, CA 95776

"uk jetskier" <ukjetskier RemoveThis @37.com> wrote in message
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 > I want to ban stand -up skis because they are Asinine, Slow and
 > Offensive to ones Eyes, Ears and the Environment<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ -->
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momar1

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(Msg. 7) Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2004 9:16 am
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you play bingo we play basketball
you read books about how to pick up chicks
we write the book on mac
you sit to pee
we should lower the seat after were done
you get all worked up
we work out
you watch life pass you buy
we take life by the horns


riffdelpardo.RemoveThis@yahoo.com (Mod Killer) wrote in message news:<844cea8b.0408232217.342f22a5.RemoveThis@posting.google.com>...
 > Ban standup skis?
 >
 > you stupid lazy fat ass pos, go ride your goldwing with that 250 lb
 > heap you call your woman.
 >
 > standups rule, shitdowns are for losers.
 >
 > did i mention that shitdowns suck?<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ -->
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frosty1

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(Msg. 8) Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2004 12:45 pm
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uk jetskier wrote:
 > I want to ban stand -up skis because they are Asinine, Slow and
 > Offensive to ones [sic] Eyes, Ears and the Environment

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Thanks for playing.

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frosty<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ -->
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Tom Howlin

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(Msg. 9) Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2004 8:43 pm
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LOL! Thanks frosty!

Tom

frosty wrote:

 > uk jetskier wrote:
 >
  >>I want to ban stand -up skis because they are Asinine, Slow and
  >>Offensive to ones [sic] Eyes, Ears and the Environment
 >
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 > | \ 4 5 |
 > | 3\ 6 |
 > | 2 \ 7 |
 > | 1 \ 8 |
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 > | Troll-O-Meter +
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 >
 > Thanks for playing.
 ><!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ -->
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simpleton

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(Msg. 10) Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 4:35 pm
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while i do not believe that stand ups should be banned it has been made
obvious that the majority of their operators are fairly dumb and are easily
sucked in by trolls. (as indicated by the results of this rather
unscientific poll.) enjor your skis but think twice about breeding.


"Tom Howlin" <tom4416 DeleteThis @erols.com> wrote in message
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 > LOL! Thanks frosty!
 >
 > Tom
 >
 > frosty wrote:
 >
  > > uk jetskier wrote:
  > >
   > >>I want to ban stand -up skis because they are Asinine, Slow and
   > >>Offensive to ones [sic] Eyes, Ears and the Environment
  > >
  > >
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  > > | 3\ 6 |
  > > | 2 \ 7 |
  > > | 1 \ 8 |
  > > | 0 \ 9 |
  > > +-------------o-----------+
  > > | Troll-O-Meter +
  > > +-------------------------+
  > >
  > > Thanks for playing.
  > >
 ><!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ -->
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uk jetskier

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(Msg. 11) Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 5:27 pm
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reading the replys one comes to the conclusion that stand-up owners
are just dumb/losers, the same as over there as they are here





Ha-Ha
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Fx199

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(Msg. 12) Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 8:22 pm
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 >
 >reading the replys one comes to the conclusion that stand-up owners
 >are just dumb/losers, the same as over there as they are here

Sitdown skiers are the Professors and CEO's? LOL
You're as bad as any redneck ever could be, so much for American inferiority
LOL<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ -->
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uk jetskier

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(Msg. 13) Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2004 2:53 am
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"American inferiority" (you wrote) Please, lets not go there because
I could not stand for all the crying


Banning Stand-up Skis is good for the Enviroment
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AKA_Giz

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(Msg. 14) Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2004 8:17 pm
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"uk jetskier" <ukjetskier RemoveThis @37.com> wrote in message
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 > "American inferiority" (you wrote) Please, lets not go there because
 > I could not stand for all the crying
 >
 >
 > Banning Stand-up Skis is good for the Enviroment

Banning ignorant trolls is good for the Bandwidth<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ -->
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uk jetskier

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(Msg. 15) Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2004 5:13 pm
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First it was Poolaris next it will be muppet stand-ups
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