Bad Weather

Bad Weather Day ?

On Saturday morning I got up early. I put on my long johns. I dressed
quietly. I got my lunch made, grabbed the dive bag and went to the garage to
hook up the rib to the 4x4 and down the driveway
I went.

Coming out of the garage rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential
downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50
mph.

Minutes later, I returned to the garage. I came back into the house and
turned the TV to the weather channel. I find there's a sudden change and
it's going to be bad weather all day long, so I put the boat back in the
garage, quietly, went back upstairs, undressed and slipped back into bed.

There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and
whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out
diving in that this?"