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(Msg. 1) Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2004 11:03 pm
Post subject: An Authentic Collectible Ship Model win hearts of many with
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Dear All Collectors,
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our store for beautiful exclusive hand built model ships from scratch.
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(Msg. 2) Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2004 4:40 am
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>Many collectors and ship models and boat models enthusiasts approach
>our store for beautiful exclusive hand built model ships from scratch.
This spam reads almost exactly like the
offshore outsourced English speakers talk when you dial a help desk these days.
My wife and I have some fun with these people. When we are sure we've got
India, or some other Asian country when we dial for help or product
information, we ask, "By the way, where are you?" They're reluctant to give a
straight answer.
"I'm in the HP assistance to customer center."
"Yes, yes, but where is that?"
"We're on the ground floor of a new office building, about 200 meters, pardon
me I mean yards, from the railway depot."
"In what city?"
"Our home base for the assistance to customer center."
"Your English is very convincing, but you construct your sentences too
carefully to be a native speaker. What country are you in, please?"
"Your tollfree call has been directed to our
international assistance to customer office in New Delhi.........."<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ --> |
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(Msg. 3) Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:40 am
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Gould 0738 wrote:
>>Many collectors and ship models and boat models enthusiasts approach
>>our store for beautiful exclusive hand built model ships from scratch.
>
> This spam reads almost exactly like the
> offshore outsourced English speakers talk when you dial a help desk these days.
>
> My wife and I have some fun with these people. When we are sure we've got
> India, or some other Asian country when we dial for help or product
> information, we ask, "By the way, where are you?" They're reluctant to give a
> straight answer.
>
> "I'm in the HP assistance to customer center."
>
> "Yes, yes, but where is that?"
>
> "We're on the ground floor of a new office building, about 200 meters, pardon
> me I mean yards, from the railway depot."
>
> "In what city?"
>
> "Our home base for the assistance to customer center."
>
> "Your English is very convincing, but you construct your sentences too
> carefully to be a native speaker. What country are you in, please?"
>
> "Your tollfree call has been directed to our
> international assistance to customer office in New Delhi.........."
>
>
>
The problem with that Delhi, of course, is that it has lousy corned
beef, pastrami, pickles, and rye bread.<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ --> >> Stay informed about: An Authentic Collectible Ship Model win hearts of many wit.. |
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(Msg. 4) Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2004 10:40 am
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On Thu, 11 Nov 2004 08:49:21 -0500, Harry Krause
<piedtypecase DeleteThis @yahoo.com> wrote:
>Gould 0738 wrote:
>>>Many collectors and ship models and boat models enthusiasts approach
>>>our store for beautiful exclusive hand built model ships from scratch.
>>
>> This spam reads almost exactly like the
>> offshore outsourced English speakers talk when you dial a help desk these days.
>>
>> My wife and I have some fun with these people. When we are sure we've got
>> India, or some other Asian country when we dial for help or product
>> information, we ask, "By the way, where are you?" They're reluctant to give a
>> straight answer.
>>
>> "I'm in the HP assistance to customer center."
>>
>> "Yes, yes, but where is that?"
>>
>> "We're on the ground floor of a new office building, about 200 meters, pardon
>> me I mean yards, from the railway depot."
>>
>> "In what city?"
>>
>> "Our home base for the assistance to customer center."
>>
>> "Your English is very convincing, but you construct your sentences too
>> carefully to be a native speaker. What country are you in, please?"
>>
>> "Your tollfree call has been directed to our
>> international assistance to customer office in New Delhi.........."
>
>The problem with that Delhi, of course, is that it has lousy corned
>beef, pastrami, pickles, and rye bread.
~~ rimshot ~~
Live long and prosper,
Tom<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ --> >> Stay informed about: An Authentic Collectible Ship Model win hearts of many wit.. |
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(Msg. 5) Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2004 10:40 am
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Why do you want to have fun with a customer service rep? Are you bigoted
against Indians or Asians?
I have talked to many people from the US or overseas, and I find them both
to be equally unqualified to help.
"Gould 0738" <gould0738.DeleteThis@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20041111035632.21939.00000417@mb-m06.aol.com...
> >Many collectors and ship models and boat models enthusiasts approach
>>our store for beautiful exclusive hand built model ships from scratch.
>
> This spam reads almost exactly like the
> offshore outsourced English speakers talk when you dial a help desk these
> days.
>
> My wife and I have some fun with these people. When we are sure we've got
> India, or some other Asian country when we dial for help or product
> information, we ask, "By the way, where are you?" They're reluctant to
> give a
> straight answer.
>
> "I'm in the HP assistance to customer center."
>
> "Yes, yes, but where is that?"
>
> "We're on the ground floor of a new office building, about 200 meters,
> pardon
> me I mean yards, from the railway depot."
>
> "In what city?"
>
> "Our home base for the assistance to customer center."
>
> "Your English is very convincing, but you construct your sentences too
> carefully to be a native speaker. What country are you in, please?"
>
> "Your tollfree call has been directed to our
> international assistance to customer office in New Delhi.........."
>
>
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(Msg. 6) Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2004 1:40 pm
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(Msg. 7) Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2004 3:40 pm
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I must be calling the wrong customer services reps because they have never
tried to be evasive when I talk to them. Recently I asked Dell customer
service rep and they told me they were in India.
Their service sucked, but it used to suck when the person was in AZ.
"Gould 0738" <gould0738.TakeThisOut@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20041111122029.07763.00000608@mb-m01.aol.com...
> >Why do you want to have fun with a customer service rep? Are you bigoted
>>against Indians or Asians?
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> Not at all. I am suspect of people who won't answer a simple question with
> a
> straight answer.<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ --> >> Stay informed about: An Authentic Collectible Ship Model win hearts of many wit.. |
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